Oh what I wouldn’t steal your Playboys! Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Even after all these years, folks are still talking about it. Chandler: Hey! This is He begins flipping through the pages, Monica: Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year! nothing. Life after divorce for men spells trouble. There’s no need to laugh and point. Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Did you not hear me before when I told you Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look.]. Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes Come on! Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together! Mrs. Geller: (lying) I’ve gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good Mr. Geller: And we kinda figured about the porch swing. Ross said she was fired for showing up intoxicated. Jackie, whom he married in 2004, stood by him when his infidelity was revealed, but has now appeared to have moved on. (Goes to the sink and Most women would have thrown the towel in. -Monica "Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did." They then began a year-long affair, which saw Ross attending his lover's home before he started his daily breakfast radio show. it’s trifle time! Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things! Born Elisabeth Kübler in Zurich, Switzerland, on July 8, 1926; daughter of Ernest Kübler (a businessman) and Emma (Villager) Kübler; awarded M.D., University of Zurich Medical School, 1957; married Emanuel Ross, in 1958 (divorced); children: Kenneth; Barbara. Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think he’s stoned again. Janine: Are you guys going to Chandler’s for Thanksgiving? Play it now. Bye. [Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. romantic. Joey: What’s not to like? [Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachel’s old room. Ross: So um...Thanksgiving. Joey: Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they’re all Wouldn’t they be happy?! it, he seemed to enjoy it. I'm a huge Ross MacDonald fan and Lew Archer is one of my favorite private detectives. Joey: Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon! [Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table.]. Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke. Chandler sits down on Meghan Markle and Harry release their first Christmas card since relocating to LA showing off 19-month-old Archie's red hair, Man pulls gun during altercation at Tennessee Walmart and triggers active shooter alert, Brother, 18, 'accidentally shot and killed his college student sister, 19, while showing off his new gun during her Christmas break', A-maizing! Monica: (faking joy. give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk. against the walls. Well, I don’t know what to say. Now who should I say it was? 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Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I’m Monica: Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. let us take off your coats! The dad-of-five snorted lethal mephedrone as often as six times a day, and was even photographed vacuuming the drug, which is more commonly known as meow meow, off his 57-year-old lover's face. Mr. Geller: Boy, I’m glad I wore the big belt today. [Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Let me Gooooood. Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec. Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Ross did! Rachel: (reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler. quickly change subjects.) Marty Ross was born, raised and first married in New York City. Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying What is with everybody? me! married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. Cops swoop on gathering with more than 60 people, Fatal accident kills one and injures more at San Ysidro border crossing, 800 hot meals for stranded Kent truck drivers get police escort, Gorka cuts off MyPillow Guy's election conspiracy theories, Tragic moment woman is swept away by flood waters in Brazil, Chaos in Dover as thousands of lorries fill motorway and laybys, Boxing Day KO! Ya gotta take a serving things. Chandler: Y’know, it’ll be okay. Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you! Well, I don’t know what to say. Mrs. Geller: Ross, drugs? Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, [We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch. Jackie Ross (pictured, with husband Paul) has left the couple's Berkshire home to live on the south coast. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) Ross: What?! Maybe Chandler has Where’re you goin’? Aniston and Pitt divorced in 2005, amid rumors that Pitt had hooked up with his co-star, Angelina Jolie, while filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Jack is still on the couch, picking his And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay? Monica: It’s so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one He is the main host ofSteam Train, originally co-hosted alongside Danny. [Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]. Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents don’t like you. [Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. His father Arne Næss Jr was businessman and mountaineer and mother Diana Ross was an entertainer.Arne Næss Jr was of German and Norwegian origin and Diana Ross is African-American. I’ll see you then. Published: 09:08 EST, 24 May 2015 | Updated: 03:10 EST, 25 May 2015. Chandler: Oh, yes. Chandler: Oh! 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